Turns out, I didn’t empty the mailbag. The questions kept comin’ and I couldn’t keep up.
Here are some leftovers for breakfast to go with your cold pasta and pizza. Maybe that half-eaten sub or the sushi roll that comes with a strict deadline for consumption.
Or you could be weird and go with eggs and toast.
Zach Eflin or Grayson Rodriguez on Opening Day?
Could be none of the above. What if Corbin Burnes or another stud starter is with the team? OK, I don’t anticipate Burnes re-signing, but someone similar could get the assignment. Otherwise, unlike 2024 spring training, there might actually be a competition for the No. 1 spot.
Will Jorge Mateo be on the Opening Day roster?
First, the Orioles would have to sign him to another contract. He’s eligible for arbitration again and MLBTradeRumors.com projects his raise to $3.2 million. That’s hefty for a player who doesn’t project to start and hasn’t hit after hot starts to the season, and with the Orioles more likely to keep Ramón Urías in a utility role. And let’s not forget about the elbow surgery. We’re told that Mateo should be ready on Opening Day, but there might not be room for him.
The baseball playoffs have provided nightly thrills that seem to be directing teams and media toward cross-country travel for the World Series.
You won’t rack up any mileage reading my mailbag. It comes to you.
This is the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 blockbuster. There could be some leftovers later. Don’t be too bummed if you didn’t make it into today’s edition.
Don’t be too upset with my refusal to worry about style, length, clarity, brevity and all that jazz. Also, my mailbag hits walk-off home runs and your mailbag’s dates walk off after about 15 minutes.
After the firing of two hitting coaches, will this be the strategy moving forward?
Not sure what you mean by “strategy.” Replacing coaches? Also, Matt Borgschulte took a hitting coach position with the Twins. We don’t know whether he had the option of staying, but he was allowed to pursue another opportunity. The Baltimore Banner reported that it was Fuller’s decision to leave. Maybe he saw the writing on the wall. Don't know.
The offseason halts play for the Orioles but can't stop the mailbag.
This is the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original. Same rules apply. You ask and I try to answer. I don't believe in editing, but I believe in love.
Also, my mailbag sweeps other mailbags and yours sweeps the confetti that fell after my latest championship.
Any updates on Tyler Wells for 2025?
None. He was back with the team for the postseason but probably won’t pitch next summer until the second half. The question is how deeply into it. His return from June elbow surgery is supposed to be quicker because he underwent a revision ulnar collateral ligament procedure with UCL repair and internal brace augmentation. It requires less recovery time than the traditional Tommy John surgery. Maybe he gets back before Kyle Bradish, but a first-half return seems really optimistic.
What is the logic/benefit to having multiple hitting and/or pitching coaches? During the season whenever a pitching coach headed for the mound, it was only one of the two. It's not like they sent both out together.
That’s a funny image. The jobs are considered so big now that they require two coaches. Like having co-hitting coach Matt Borgschulte working with a player in the cage during a game. Having two pitching coaches to offer instruction to the large groups at spring training. Two who can wade through all of the analytic data and video. A second coach also can focus on advanced preparation for the next opponent. Two voices with one message. The Orioles aren't bringing back co-hitting coach Ryan Fuller. Here's what manager Brandon Hyde said about the co-hitting coach approach during his season-ending press conference: "Yeah, hitting coach is a tough job, because you're never going to have 13 or whatever guys going at the same time. You're going to have three guys going, you're going to have three guys struggling, and you're going to have six guys kind of in between, and it changes every three or four days. So it's a really, really tough job. Hitting is so hard to do. I think our guys do an amazing job of preparing our guys. I think they're unbelievably likable. Guys love to hit with them in the cage. They're incredibly prepared, they're unbelievably positive, and they're living and dying with every single one of our guys’ at-bats. That's all you can ask for."
NEW YORK – The mailbag boarded an Acela early Tuesday morning to Moynihan Train Hall, free from the usual inspections that come at airports. You could carry a human head and no one would notice. But if you see something, say something.
Among the mailbag’s many wonderful qualities is a water-proof exterior, which also protects it from champagne, beer and close talkers. Ideal for clubhouse celebrations.
Unfortunately, it didn’t get past Yankee Stadium security. Gotta have a credential.
This is the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original. Any thoughts of editing questions have been eliminated like the White Sox in June.
Also, my mailbag clinches and yours flinches.
The Orioles had an off-day in Detroit yesterday because Passaic, New Jersey was booked.
OK, let’s get serious.
The penultimate road trip of the season is close to a wrap – I’ll be on the next one - and the Orioles are two games behind the Yankees. They have three against the Tigers beginning tonight and three more next weekend at Camden Yards after hosting the Giants.
This could be the penultimate mailbag, but they aren’t on a set schedule. I can only promise today.
Here’s the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original. No need to edit myself for clarity because I’ve been quite clear about my disdain for editing.
Emptying a mailbag is more complicated than it appears on the surface, because of what’s happening at the bottom.
To put it in simple terms, stuff gets stuck.
Here are some extra questions that I didn’t want to ignore. Same no rules apply.
With Grayson Rodriguez not due back until mid-to-late September, that may not be enough time to be built back up. Is it silly to think he could fill in as a closer for the playoffs?
You aren’t the only one to have this thought and it does intrigue. The rotation needs Rodriguez and building him up is part of the process leading to his reinstatement from the injured list. That’s why it’s going to take this long. But it isn’t the worst idea. I had someone else nominate Dean Kremer for the job. But again, the rotation is the priority.
Which of the three areas on the roster needs to improve the most for the Orioles to make a deep playoff run: Starting rotation, bullpen or lineup?
Yes. All of them. But it always starts with starting pitching. What happened in the Division Series is proof. However, blown leads late in games or an offense that can’t get more than three hits also will doom you. The Orioles were fortunate to beat the Dodgers Tuesday with only three runs scored and Cole Irvin going 4 1/3 innings – a short leash at 60 pitches. The bullpen was money with 4 2/3 scoreless innings.
The Orioles are laboring on offense, hurting for healthy starting pitching and unable to fully trust their bullpen. Otherwise, there’s nothing to see here.
They’re also only two games behind in the division and are first in the wild card chase.
I say “only” knowing that it’s a genuine concern compared to leading the pack, which they’ve done for much of the season. But no one is running away with a division. No one is playing .600 ball. There isn't a dominant team.
The Dodgers are the closest at .595 and are 43-23 at home, and the Orioles arrived yesterday for a three-game series beginning tonight. But otherwise, really, there’s nothing to see here.
There are questions in the mailbag that I cannot ignore. Time again to drum up a sequel to the beloved 2008 original. You ask, I attempt to answer, sometimes the same inquiry comes as if I’m typing in invisible ink, sometimes I playfully ridicule.
What do my mailbag and mimosas have in common? They both can be bottomless.
Next question: Anyone surprised that I chose to use mimosas as a comparison? The options were plentiful.
I had some extras from the last mailbag, which led us to the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original.
Also, my leftovers stay fresh for days and yours change colors overnight.
Is Jackson Holliday here to stay forever?
In the majors? Yeah, he’s planted like a redwood. With the Orioles? Well, stay tuned.
I’m using flashcards to learn the names of the new players. My family is quizzing me.
Their first question: How did we get stuck doing this?
For me it's like, is that Austin Slater? No? Oh, hey Blake Hunt. Is that Seranthony Domínguez? Nope? I was gonna say Gregory Soto. I swear.
One thing that never changes is my mailbag except for the weight of its contents.
You’ll have a long wait if you think I’m going to worry about clarity, length and style.
ARLINGTON, Texas - The grind of the first half finally caught up to the mailbag. It lacked energy. It stranded questions.
The break came at the ideal time.
Let's get to the latest edition of the beloved 2008 original while the Orioles are enjoying an off-day - after playing only three games to begin the second half.
There are worse places to be than Miami. I had my fun during those South Florida spring trainings. Let someone else have a turn.
The post-break doesn’t bring serious changes to the mailbag. Same rules as the first. I don’t need to improve the clarity, shorten the length or adjust the style.
The latest heat advisory mentions how mailbags could go up in flames and to keep them indoors. I’m not taking any chances.
It’s my responsibility to empty mine and save the neighborhood from total destruction.
You ask, I answer, and yada, yada, yada.
If you ever catch me editing for clarity, length or style, drag me in an alley and have me beaten.
Also, my mailbag competes in the Home Run Derby and yours just has the runs.
The mailbag wasn’t emptied on the first attempt. Passionate fans have questions, and there’s never a shortage.
Let’s get to a few more before tonight’s game against the Guardians that begins the latest homestand.
Same rules apply. There are none except for the ban on profanity. Stop trying.
Where would you, Mr. Kubatko, rate Gunnar as an all-time Oriole already? (And yes, I’m asking you to project.)
No need to be so formal but thank you. Yeah, that’s some serious projecting so early in his career, but if we’re talking about where he winds up, he absolutely should be one of the best for everything he brings to the plate and at shortstop. Helps to know whether we’re talking best Orioles or best players to wear the uniform. This isn’t an issue with Henderson, but I think about Frank Robinson. Maybe the best player to wear the uniform but he only spent six seasons in Baltimore. Roberto Alomar spent three but he’s in the Hall of Fame and played the best second base that I’ve ever seen. We’re safe going with Jim Palmer, Brooks Robinson, Eddie Murray and Cal Ripken Jr. Henderson has the talent to be talked about in the same sentence.
Hey Roch, any plans to get an interview or article with Terry Crowley or Nick Markakis for their O’s Hall Of Fame inductions?
The team will make them available to the media and I assume that I’ll be in the scrum. Haven’t seen Crowley in many years and I look forward to it. His induction is long overdue. Markakis will be a man of few words but I enjoyed covering him.
The mailbag won’t enter Canada unless it’s the postseason, but Florida is fine.
The Orioles begin another four-game series tonight at Tropicana Field and hope to do better than a split. The bar is raised. It wasn’t that long ago that winning twice against the Blue Jays would have been cause for celebration.
Let’s get to the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original, which is always worth celebrating. You know the rules. You send ‘em and I answer ‘em, with little to no editing.
Your level of clarity won’t ruin the hilarity. Your particular style won’t get me riled.
Also, my mailbag is at home beneath the dome and yours is allergic to fake grass.
I’ve left the Windy City and decided to blow through another mailbag.
Better than trying to do it in the Steel City. Much heavier and much harder on the back.
This is the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original. You know the rules. You ask, I try to answer, you wonder if I did much editing and I scold you.
We want levity and don’t care an ounce about brevity. Who’s printing the T-shirts?
Also, my mailbag directs all spam calls to your mailbag.
The current homestand is the longest of the season. I'd like to avoid carrying the heaviest mailbag.
Time again to empty it.
Same rules apply. You ask, I try to answer, sometimes you ask the exact same thing again and I decide whether to indulge you or shatter your hopes and dreams.
Confused by the title? Then you're new here. This is another sequel to the beloved 2008 original. I spend more time researching movie sequel titles and making sure I didn't repeat one than I do answering the mail. And in no way am I proud of it.
My editing is like my knowledge of 17th century literature. It's minimal. Practically non-existent. Style away, my friends. Write as long as you want. It's the internet. It won't break.
My mailbag is like Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” or Alexander Godunov in “Die Hard.” You think it’s finished and suddenly it bolts upright in a tub filled with water or somehow removes a heavy iron chain from around its neck after an apparent strangulation.
If it were the Wicked Witch of the East, it would have wiggled out from underneath Dorothy’s house. Could have saved her a lot of trouble.
I tried to empty it six days ago, but here we are again.
Also indestructible are my rules against editing. I make my style clear without needing length to explain it.
And finally, an important reminder that my mailbag deserves its own bobblehead and yours is clogging the basepaths when kids run the bases.
My mailbag didn’t make it to Anaheim. No direct flights. Refused to fly into LAX.
What am I supposed to do?
I emptied it at home. Let’s get to it, the latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original.
Same rules apply, which is very few. Closer to none. I like editing questions about as much as I like the middle seat on a Southwest flight. Your questions are crystal clear. I don’t need to enhance the clarity. Your style is fine, except for those skinny slacks that don’t go past the top of your ankles.
Also, my mailbag sticks your mailbag with the bar tab, and yours only had water.
The last mailbag felt emptied but actually had more to it. I need an umpire to stop by my house and check the bottom for sticky substances.
As everyone knows, there’s nothing worse than a sticky bottom. But I digress …
Let’s do a morning mashup, combining a mailbag with leftovers. Much safer than the two liquids you poured together in chemistry class.
Complaining about the clarity, lengthy, style, grammar or brevity will get you edited right out of here.
Also, my mailbag makes your mailbag use the homer hose for a good cleansing.
The Orioles are leaving the cold and rain of Baltimore and flying into the cold of Pittsburgh. But no rain.
Daytime highs for the three games are 43, 48 and a balmy 56 degrees. But a new concession item at PNC Park is “The Renegade,” a foot-long hot dog draped in potato pierogis, pot roast, pickles and onions.
Let me start by saying cheddar potato pierogis are the best. I’d eat a box of 12 for dinner back in the day – boiled and slathered in melted butter. Better than pan-fried crispy. I want to pasta texture.
I’ll also say that the pickles are unnecessary and unwanted on this item. Save ‘em for a burger or barbeque sandwich.
And finally, this is a long-winded way of setting up the mailbag.
SARASOTA, Fla. – Two off-days in one spring training? This must be how the other half lives.
I’d ask why the Orioles usually don’t get multiple breaks in their schedule, but I’m here to supply answers. That’s supposed to be my contribution to the mailbag.
You remember the mailbag, of course. Sequel after sequel to the beloved 2008 original. Informative, mildly entertaining, never edited except for your crude profanities.
I’m not worried about length. It’s the freakin’ internet.
Your style is fine with me, though I’d lengthen those shorts.