SARASOTA, Fla. – The best way to celebrate a safe return from Dunedin is to update the will again and empty the mailbag.
You ask ‘em, I answer ‘em, we have our latest sequel to the beloved 2008 original, and I promise myself that I’ll try harder next time.
The extent of my editing is to remove the references to politics from some of you lunatics. You worry about injuries and blame the current or former president. You say the Orioles are scrambling to find pitching and complain about the price of eggs. You attempt to make a Zach Fruit pun and only come up with the word “impeach.”
One last thing: My mailbag hits fungoes and your mailbag keeps hitting the Funyuns.
Is Hyde seriously thinking of Cedric Mullins batting first and Adley Rutschman second?
Are you reading too much into a spring training lineup? Shame on you. Haven’t you memorized the cliches about spring training lineups, and how you never fall in love with spring and September stats. Also, you don’t tug on Superman’s cape and you don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger. And don’t make me go over the rules regarding yellow snow. Gunnar Henderson is the leadoff hitter when healthy. MLB Network’s projected Orioles lineup had Mullins third. Third? Outrageous. Mullins could be a backup leadoff guy if Henderson is out and the matchup is favorable, but he’s far more likely to be in the lower part.