BOSTON - If you've never stepped inside the visiting clubhouse at Fenway Park, imagine trying to fit your sectional sofa inside a phone booth.
I volunteered to scrape the paint off the walls, just to create more space.
It's so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
It's so small, I had to step outside to change my mind.
It's so small, the clubhouse attendant put a key in the door and broke a window.
But seriously, folks ...
Nolan Reimold rode a stationary bike to loosen the ol' hamstring....
